Erm hello diary I guess,
Today sucked and didn't suck at the same time. My life is boring so today wasn't very different, I woke up and died.
No i'm just kidding, diary, you must be retarded for believing me.
Okay so I woke up at 2:00 p.m. laid in bed for a while, I didn't eat until 3:00 p.m. and did shit on Discord. I think I roleplayed? I can't remember, I have memory loss, diary, you should know that.
Then I went to the bathroom and had the worst shit of my life :D
Can you see the pain in my eyes? No, because you don't have eyes dumbass.
I ate icecream and had to take another shit, I want to slap myself because that was the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life. Actually no, the dumbest thing I have ever done is pour a whole bucket of water on my floor. It leaked, and all the tragedy, yeah yeah, yadda yadda, you know.
Then I flopped back on my bed and listened to my family fighting, people say violence is like music to their eyes but I just blasted 'Take Me to Church' by Hozier.
[They think they look cool but they only look like children who are in their Emo phase-- Like seriously, why do you like listening to screams? Creep.]
Diary, you do know that you are very privileged? Yeah? No you don't? Oh well, you see, you're the only piece of paper I have ever called diary. Actually, this isn't even paper, its just my raging fingers doing their jazz on the ruined keyboard of my Macintosh.
Okay bye I have run out of jokes that I made ahead of time.
[@LixBan = dead and out but alive]
