minion x ellen degeneratan

part 1: since the beggining

*knock*

"Ellen wake up today is a big day, remember?" Said ellen's producer from outside her door

"Oh shit..." she said frantically pulling a jumble of clothes out of her dresser drawer, " ill be a minute."

"Dave cant wait any longer" said the producer frantic as he saw the little yellow demon head towards him

"Give me a minute..." Said ellen buttoning up her shit, she opened the door

"Bababa bababba" said the minion staring the producer straight in the eyes

"Let's get this show on the road" ellen said nonchalantly, making direct eye contact with dave

Dave was not happy with this he was a star, not to be treated like some sort of washed up trainwrek.

"Talent, no one here has no talent, fuck them all." Thought dave

Ellen strutted past, dave eyes followed, on that massive dumpy trapped in those skinny jeans. Her beautiful wispy hair, dandruff in clumps, falling out. Her lips chapped and tore up. Her skin coated with bronzer, 5 shades up from her actual skin. God she was beautiful. Please oh god, dave wanted her so bad.

"Ellen, dave, get on set. Dave you still need your prosthetic makeup." Said the producer

Ellen face turned a bright red, upon seeing Dave. Dave standing there like a total stud. Ellen gulped and started walking towards Dave. Dave tried to keep his cool ,but it was too hard to when that model, Ellen was around.

"Oh, uh." Ellen said being a shy uwu little bean ," Hi dave."

"Babababsbbaaa." Said dave back.

Ellen instantly got wet. Then there was a loud clap from behind. It was the producer, coming towards them. His asscheeks clapped when he walked. Ellen resented him with every single home she had in her body.

"You were supposed to be on set 5 minutes ago!!" The producer screamed at them

"Baba babba bbabab, bababab baba." Dave said sternly giving the producer a stare-down

The producers face suddenly got red hot. And the producer's buttcheeks started to sag just a little.

"My apologies sir, I'll get your banana right away too."