"𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑘𝑖 𝐼𝑛𝑐." 𝐵𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑔𝑜 𝑥 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟

6

a/n: why am i so slow on updates ;-;
bakugo's POV
"fuck.." Katsumi groaned out.
"shut the fuck up, you caused.. this" i rolled my eyes at her.
"well i might not be able.. to walk..!" she complained, all i could do was roll my eyes, again.
"fucking dramatic."
flashback
"OWWW!" i heard a rather annoying voice yell out.
i stormed out my office to confront the loud sound. "who the fuc- " i paused, seeing my annoying assistant on the end of the stair way floor.
"did you fucking fall?"
"NO, VILLIAN DEKU DID IT."
"oddly specific."
another flashback. Katsumi's/ Your POV
i innocently walked down the stairs to hear a loud crash.
"VILLIAN DEKU???"
"hello there..doll~"
"are you here to punish me?~"
"yes, but not that way.. you need some holy water, goddamn, you be watching way too much porn homie."
"nOt mY cHristiAn mInecRafT serVer"
"stfu. -pushes you down the stairs-"
end of flashback but back to flashback
"..."
"IT REALLY DID HAPPEN."
"-gets out his boom boom boy walkie talkie-"
"kirishima? over."
"all ears bakubro. over."
"make sure you don't let katsumi near the fruit loops, it's making her loopy. over."
"got it bakubro. over and out."
"I WANT A WALKIE TALKIE BAKUGO."
"...kirishima? over."
"yes.. bakugo? over."
"order katsumi a fruit loop walkie talkie, make sure it's not editable. over."
"got it bakubro, anything else? over."
"oh yeah, we having lunch today right? over."
"yup! restaurant is reserved. over."
"great. see you later. over and out.
"... I WANNA COME TOO."
"..kirishima.. over."
"WHAT DA FAWK DO YOU WANT NOW?"
"you..you didn't say over. over."
"FUCK OVER."
"i'm supposed to be the angry one.. over."
"WELL FUCKING CALL ME YOUR LOVE CHILD CAUSE IM ANGRY."
"ok kirishima.. over and out."

im am so very sorry for this chaotic chapter..
305 words