Me: *Sends Eli pick* Omfg I am being Umbitch for world book day no cap
Eli: Cry laughing face emoji
Me: I need to look like an ugly bitch with a toad face who makes out with dementors on the daily
Eli: I will try and help suggest things
Me: It will be very hard seeing as I am so fabulous. Jk I look like a cow with a wig
Eli: No you donttt
Me: Bruh yes I dooo
Wdymmm I am the most ugliest of them all. Not as ugly as Umbitch she is just on another level
Eli: Your not ugly! But u r right Umbitch is literally uglier than anyone I have ever seen
Me: She is a little toad in a fucking pink dress going around being racist to centaurs and causing aboose to children
Eli: Ikrrrr. She deserves to rot in Azkaban and get chucked off the astronomy tower.
Me: Yessss
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Me and Eli (@Harry_potter_fan_09) talk shit bout Delores Umbitch on WhatsApp
RandomMy and My bestie Eli have a deep hatred for Delores Jane Umbridge and so we often talk shit about her. This is a record of every time we do :) Warning. Swearing includes
