y/n had a long day a work so when you got home you messages your boyfriend Dazai. "HEY UWU BAKA SENPAIII~" you said.
"Hey bbg why you texting me senpai baka uwu"
"i wanna see you daddy we can fok"
"ONW BBG ;)"
"BAKA SENPAI IS ON HIS WAY I MUST GET READY!!!!" you said. You had a shower and got dressed then the door knocked. "HEY DADDY SENPAI" You moaned.
"HEYYY BAKA UWU BEAN SENPAI BAKA ONI CHAN"
"OHAYO ONI CHANNN~"You moaned.
" Y/N DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, ITS REALLLY TURNING ME ONNNN~"Dazai said.
you both went inside.
"y/n oni chan baka you said we can fok" he said with a smirk.
"we can baka senpai daddy" you moaned.
"welll go on then-" he said
You stare at him.
" WHAT IS IS BAKA UWU SENPAI JUT FOK ME ALREADY IM HORNE-" He shouted
"s- SENPAI" You moaned.
"WHAT!"He shouted angrily
"i- idk how to fok " you said
"BAKA BAKA BAKA THIS IS WHY I PREFER CHUUYA HE JUST DOES IT YOU MESS AROUND" He said
"WAIT SENPAI BAKA DADDY UWU I WILL FOK YOU "
"DO IT THEN IM GETTING IMPATIENT !" He rolled his eyes
" baka senpai?"
"what !"he said
" b b b BAKAKA TEME SENPAIIIIIIIII~"You moaned
you foked
" S S S S SENPAAAAAIIIIIIIIII" You said#
"CHUUYA WAS BETTER!" he said
" B B BUT DADDY SENPAI BAKA" YoU said crying.
" WHAT!"
!I I LOVE YOU SENPAI BAKA PLEASE FORGIVE ME SENPPAIIII~"
"FINE" He said
TO BE CONTINUED
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DAZAI X READER (THIS IS A JOKE)
RomanceTHIS IS A JOKE ANYWAY DAZAI IS SEGGSY DAZAIS HANDS ARE SEGGSY UWU BAKA ONI CHAN DOUBLE SUICIDE UWU UWW SENPAI ILY DADDY SENPAI BAKA
