The next morning you woke up next to Dazai. "uwu baka senpai" you said
"What is it y/n?" he asked in a sweet uwu voice.
"can we fok again later daddy senpai??" you asked
"sure bbg " he said
" I LOVE YOU BAKA SENPAIII~" You moaned.
"i love you too bbg senpai oni chann" he said.
you went downstairs to make food for you and Dazai. "Baka senpai oni chann~" you said
"Hey y/n im gonna see Chuuya later"
"Oooh can i go!" you asked
"NO BAKA BAKA BAKA WERE HAVING SEGGS uh i mean we are busy you cant come!"
"BUT ONII CHANNN BAKKKAAAAAA SENPAI DADDY I WANNA FOK YOUU" y/n moaned
"LATER BAKA SENPAI!" He said.
"aaaaawwww fine "you sighed
" okay y/n im leaving now bye senpai baka uwu "
"WAIT SENPAI ONI CHANN BAKA"
"WHAT HURRY UP?!"
you kiss him for 69 seconds
"ONI CHANN UWU I- I WANT TO SHART ON YOU UWU "
" I- IVE GOTTA GO!"
"DAZAI SANNN~" y/n moaned.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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DAZAI X READER (THIS IS A JOKE)
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