Kidnapping the Wrong Gen[Z]: A Killing Stalking FF

Extra: "I'm going to shove that badge so far up your ass-"

(Yang Seungbae's POV)

Seungbae was having a good day. He was able to close all of his morning cases, and his coffee had tasted exquisite that day. He was too ready to hop on another case, and that led to his downfall.

On the way to a new crime scene, Seungbae spotted something suspicious out of the corner of his eye. Out of the forest walked a large male and a smaller female, the former holding a shovel in his hands. Being a man who liked to pry, he turned on his lights and caught the pair at the curbside.

"Good day, officer!" The beach blonde exclaimed, extending a hand. "How are you?"

"Not too bad, it's a clear day," Seungbae replied, peering down at the female by his side. The brunette was smiling at him (was it his imagination, or did she just give him a weird look?), tapping her phone impatiently. "May I ask you where you're headed?"

"Well, we just finished a job," The blonde male answered, lifting the shovel resting on his shoulder. "Was about to head back for lunch."

"A job, huh?" Seungbae asked, looking closer at the shovel. He noticed there was fresh dirt coating the shell. "Well, I'm going to have to take you in for a questioning on suspicious activity."

"Suspicious activity?" The male asked. "What have we done?"

"You'll answer that at the station. Come on."

Grabbing the shovel the bleach blonde was holding, Seungbae turned to the female.

"And now if you could also come with me, miss-"

The black-haired officer paused, surprised at the female's expression. Her bottom lip was quivering, and her eyes became glossy. Realizing what was about to happen, Seungbae sighed.

Oh shit...

(Amelia Barnes's POV)

Having the officer's attention on her, Amelia broke down, crocodile tears falling down her face.

"What the fuck is this week? Are you serious?" She bawled, glaring at the male through her tears. "I'm so fucking pissed! First, Dr. Dworfman messes up my boob job, and now one girl is the size of a cantaloupe while the other's the size of an apple! I asked to look like Kim Kardashian, and I come off the surgery table looking like shit! And then my best friend texts me that she saw my ex hooking up with another girl? Blasphemous!"

"I-I mean," The officer began, looking down, "It doesn't look that bad-"

"And me telling you I got a botched boob job gives you permission to look at my chest?" Amelia cried even further. "What kind of human being are you? Then yesterday, my gerbil died, and my good friend here offered to help me bury him somewhere private! And now, you're trying to arrest me and take me in for questioning? For what? Amelia Bedelia the Second would not be appreciating this if she was still alive, thank you very much!"

"Uhm, I-"

"Well I'll tell you what Mr... Mr. Seungbae!" Amelia exclaimed, looking at his name tag. "I'm going to report you to corporate, and we'll see what happens to you!"

"To corporate? Ma'am, please don't-"

"Don't what? I already memorized your badge number," Amelia threatened. "I'm going to shove that badge so far up your ass-"

"Woah! No need to get violent, missy!" Sangwoo stepped in, hiding Amelia's face in his chest as he stared at the officer. "You really messed up, you know? She's in mourning, and here you are trying to arrest us. For what, burying a gerbil?"

"I...I wasn't-"

"She's already had enough, drop it will ya?"

"Huh?" Seungbae asked confusedly. "Uh, yea. Right...."

Slowly handing back the shovel to Sangwoo, the officer looked awkwardly at Amelia, who was still buried in Sangwoo's chest.

"Uhm, my condolences to your gerbil, ma'am." Tipping his hat to the pair, the male walked back to his car as quickly as possible and drove off.

Amelia turned to watch with Sangwoo as the police car drove off out of their sight. They turned back to look at each other before breaking into laughter.

"*hah* What the hell was that?" Sangwoo asked, hunched over. "I can't believe he actually bought that shit!"

"I know!" Amelia wiped the tears from her face. "I mean, officers are bad, but I didn't know they could be that bad!"

"You deserve an Oscar or something for that! And 'White Chicks'? Seriously?"

Amelia looked at Sangwoo in surprise. "You know the movie?"

Sangwoo smiled and simply replied, "I had an ex."