A/N: real quick- this takes place kind of currently so yes penguin and eagle are dating, female snow owl is expecting, etc. and the beeps mean that it's kind of a private talk ( filmed on camera like they do on most reality shows) and it's just them hearing that. To the first episode!
Unicorn: oh wait- we in a reality show?
C.l.: trust me... it's worse than it sounds.
Tree: how do you know?
Rottweiler: * sigh* let's just say that our family was in a reality show before.
* beep*
C.l.: long story short our family had our own reality show with me, poodle, Rottweiler, and our parents.
* beep*
Frog: whatever. It's just going to.. star... all... of- ok I'm out of here!
Kitty: no you don't! * grabs frogs shirt collar*
Frog: * nearly falls to floor*
Penguin: oof-
* beep*
Penguin: I gotta admit, frog is weak or kitty is freaking strong. And besides if this is a show people go home on... I'd be first.
* beep*
Bee: oh hey look a chandelier-
Flower: Bee no!
Bee: * already on the chandelier* wha-
Flower: * sigh*
* beep*
Flower: I love bee and all but sometimes she gets on my nerves!
* beep*
Bee: * clears throat* IIIIIIM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!
Flower: bee get down! Don't make me use the taser!
Bee: ... * gets down*
* beep*
Taco: and I thought I was the crazy one
* beep*
A/N: hope you like ep. 1! You can leave suggestions on how I can improve but I think this series is going to turn out just great! Also this- this isn't edited really so... yeah. SOME WEIRD STUFF GONNA HAPPEN MAN
