yn x dazai

Prologue-

u were having a walk with ur friend melissa in a park. then u guys see a icecream stand. u go and buy icecream and eat. suddenly, melissas icecream fall on you. 

You screamed: "BAKKKAAA!! WHAT DID U DO ILL KILL U!!!"

Melissa: "GOMENASORRY BESTFRIEND I DIDNT MEAN IT"
You: "I HATE YOU MELISA"

You drop kicked melissa in the face and then left her crying on the floor.

( 9 PM)

You were running and screaming because u fought with melissa, but then u see a hot cute cool suicidal stranger on a building trying to off himself.

you said" WHAT ARE U DOING!!!!!!!!!"

then the stranger said" trying to off myselF'

then u said "no its not good dont off yourself"

stranger said" no" then offs himselfs and died lol

jk lol

stranger looks at you and falls in love with your beauty

stranger thinks  "wow, im not homosexual anymore, this woman stole my heart"

stranger gets off building and falls but doesnt die because hes one of the main characters and love interest

stranger: hello my names dazai thanks for not making me off myself today

y/n: of course 

then u guys exchange numbers

dazai: ok cool ill leave 

y.n: bye

u guys leave

u then meet up with melisa and ur now friends again

yn: i meet a hot man today melissa but sadly hes suicidal

melisa: good for u bestie

yn: thanks

melissa: bye

yn:bye

you then leave

you open ur phone 

new notification from qii2ioqioqioqioqwo

yns mind: whos this? damn it i got doxxed again

yn looks at notification

yns mind: huh? a photo?

yn opens the photo

yn: WHAT?

to be continued lol