you realize you've been holding in a piss for 26 hours and you rush to the bathroom only to find...
"wsp shawty bae" says harry potter
"tf"
"i said wap"
"wap:&:!:"
"wsp i meant not wap ew u disgusting"
"sorry i need to piss"
"ok"
harry gets up from the toilet and grabs dobby by the ear and walks out of the stall
you go in the stall and relax as u can finally use the bathroom
"hey baby"
huh
you look outside and see harry with ginny
"hey baby boy"
"goo goo gaa gaa"
dobby threw a sock at them
"u clean now i'm done"
dobby runs out the bathroom
"oh shit"
harry falls to his knees
"DOBBY NOOOO MY MY MY PRECIOUS"
harry sobs
"tf" says ginny
