(this is bakacore)
bakacore and their boyfriend L have been dating for one day, time for a celebration!!
since he's a british "person", bakacore decided to make him some beans on toast, lightly salted with dandruff.
baka walked up to Ls bedroom door and heard heavy breathing. they weren't alarmed at all, L has been known to be a mouth breather, so they opened the door and walked in.
they dropped the beans on toast, completely and utterly shocked. L was fapping to... ONCEST?? baka looked at the screen, to see this image.
L stared blankly at them, his dick hanging out.
fuck bakacore thought. we haven't kissed yet... or held hands... or hugged or even talked. but i need this.
"i need you~" they mewled into Ls ear.
"okauy" he croaked.
baka then sat on top of L, because he wouldn't move from that one specific way that he always sits. since L is a fucking social reject, he just ripped their clothes open and stared, still hard from the oncest rule 34.
baka then took their pants off and sat on Ls fat cock, waiting to adjust. they sat for approximately 12 minutes, waiting.
"..is it in?" they asked.
L scoffed. "yeh? what are ye, dum?"
baka sighed and then stared bouncing on his dick like a frog, or perhaps a toad. in 8 seconds, L started moaning loudly.
"goodness me, i'm arriving! a-a-ah~!" he shouted. baka core sighed, completely unsatisfied, and kept going.
"yur fookin dry, yeah?" he commented. bakacore kept bouncing, waiting for some kind of feeling. after 6 hours, they felt their climax arriving.
"L, i-i'm close!" theu let out a strangled moan, bouncing like a toad even faster.
"hello? is this among us? is this the imposter from among us?" they both heard someone at the door.
"yes, this is the imposter." L said in a monotone voice.
the person at the door looked at them, completely frozen, with wide eyes. it was near. he dropped his thomas the train play set and crawled out of the room.
L sighed, bored, and threw bakacore off of him, baka hitting their head on the desk and blacking out
THE END