Once upon a time...Ok that happened yesterday I played Minecraft. With George. My favorite colorblind...Ok it's the only colorblind person that I know...Ok so he was like
"Hey dream, do you want to hang on?"
And I was like
"Yea sure bro"
But he was like
"Really, it's really nice to meet you on my b-day"
And now I don't know what gift to give him
"Maybe money :))"
"Wait what?"
"You forgot to turn off your mic" George said
"Well...in this case...What gift do you want?"
"Money I just told you!!!" *angry monkey sounds*
"Maybe some colorblind glasses?"
"A princess!"
"No. You're a princess"
"Then where is my castle?"
"Do I look like a can afford one?"
"Idk I forgot how you looked like"
"That's why I'm yellow for you"
*On George's b-day*
"Ok... Because of idk what we couldn't meet in real life so we are on Minecraft" dream said being a little bit upset of that
"I need your help!"
"Who are you?" George asked in colorblind
"Really? I'm Obama. Who don't know me?"
"Maybe this dog"
"Ok so here is a big danger. Someone is controlling the Minecraft dragon and only 2 heroes can save this Minecraft world. But no one wanted and you are the last 2 persons that I know that plays Minecraft"
"Wow so cool!" George said "Wait, why are we the last 2 persons?"
"Magic"
"Okay. Let's go and save the world!"
Dream said and became a green parrot
"Why?"
"You didn't let me finish. One of you have to be an animal. I got mad at dogs because they didn't know me so you're a parrot."
"Cra"
"That's a crow. You're a green budgie who can speak"
"Why a budgie"
"I didn't have a budget for a Cacadu. please. To be a parrot it's expensive"
"A budgie vs a dragon?"
"And a human. Wait...Where is George?"
"He's looking at the violet flowers"
"Aren't they blue?"
"Let's go then"
*After some time*
"Wow. I can fly"
"I can see"
"Look! A tree"
"Yea. Cool. Let's go"
"No. I'm asking who can make that."
"Idk. the Norwegian horses?"
"No way we were good.... AHHH *damage sounds and an explosion* a creeper!"
"We are dying from a creeper. But from a dragon"
"First thing I think that we are going to fail and second look at this horse"
"Let me ride it. Ok he doesn't like it"
"It's me, Putin"
"Wait. What?"
"Long story short I'm a horse"
"Do you know where the end cave is?" Dream asked
"First of all, it's there and second of all are you the last 2 heroes? Cause me and Biden were the first 2"
"Now I understand why we are the last 2"
"Go. And save the world before trump eat the dragon. If he ate it you are supposed to beat him to win the battle"
"You know what. I'm going to sit here" Dream said
"No time to stay. If George dies, he's going to respawn but Dream... Dream"
*Putin teleports them at the end portal*
"So... Do not eat the dragon or Trump" George said seriously
"You have to feed me. I can't feed myself"
"Better" George said "Let's goooooooooooooooo." *enters the portal*
*After 5 minutes of thinking*
"'Did Trump eat the dragon or Obama ate the dragon?'
"Why there are 2 dragons?"
"Why there are dragons"
"They are cats" Trump said
"It's my bed time so goodnight"
"Yea he's kinda right"
"The DaNGer iSN't OVer"
"Told you that Norwegians horses did it" Dream said
"You were right in only one thing" gives wheat to horses
"No. My power." The supreme Gucci Norwegian horse said
"Dude. It's over my beauty sleep time. Please. I'm uglier now." Dream said and became a human again
"We did it?" George asked
"Yes. Now we can be back at normal"
"Why we had to save this Minecraft world if in 5 seconds I could create a new one?"
"The sides effect is overthinking so go to your beauty sleep" Putin said riding the supreme Gucci horse
"Wait. Why are you riding him and what happened?"
"I was too lazy to feed them so I asked Obama and he found you 2"
"I can't believe that!"
"I can't believe that you and George are speaking in the same time for like 5 minutes" Trump said
"Cra"
"That's a crow" everyone said even Dream in the same time
*After 5 hours coming back where everything started*
"We need a vacation"
THE END *for now*
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The parrot in me
AdventureA random story with Dream and George. No... They aren't lovers
