Nezu wants to get married to Cementoss but the government wont let him

No Rights for Rats

Nezu was in love with cementoss and that was a problem. It wasn't a problem with Cementoss. There could never be nothing wrong with his tall, chiselled man. He was so hot if you were into minecraft, which Nezu was.
The problem with this romance, was that it was forbidden by the law.
"Why don't we just have a little ceremony and be married off the books? That's good enough isn't it?"
"No! It's not! I want to marry you legally! We need to talk to the government about this!!"
"Nezu, dear, why would we talk to the government? And why would they talk to us? We're just a brick and a lowly rodent."
"I've got friends in the government. They let me have human rights even tho I'm a literal lab rat. I can vote, babe." Nezu insisted. "They love me there. They'll let me get gay married."
"I don't think this is a good idea, dear. What if they decide to revoke your human rights?"
"They won't do that. I'm adorable."
Cementoss sighed. "Okay fine. I'll come with you."
"Yay!" Nezu clapped his little rat hands together. They didn't make much noise because he was a rat and rats can't clap, but he had the spirit.
"We can go tomorrow but only if we have weird gay sex tonight."
Nezu blushed even though he was a rat and rats can't blush.
Then they had weird gay sex which wasn't weird because it was gay but because one of them was a brick and the other was a small fuzzy rodent. I'm not going to go into details, because I respect their privacy, but not enough to keep quiet about the size of Nezu's colossal rat dick. It was huge and veiny and a bunch of other stuff idk I don't pay attention to peepees.
"That was the best sex I've ever had." Nezu said as he smoked a cigarette in the bed that he shared with his cement lover.
"I don't think anything will ever be better than our first time." Cementoss purred. Nezu felt his fur stand up a little as he was a rat and rats feared cats and the sounds that they made.
"Ah, I remember our first time well." It was during a teachers retreat to a hot spring. Nezu had taken one look at Cementoss's chizzled minecraft body and decided that he wanted that man to be his. They fucked in the hot spring that night once all the other teachers had left.
Their relationship has blossomed from there, starting behind closed doors, out of view of prying eyes, and then continuing in the open. A lot of people thought their love was forbidden. A principal and a teacher. A solid brick and a lab rat. A hero and a civilian. An pagan and a devoted catholic (but I'm not telling you which one is which).
But their love was meant to be. Nezu knew this to be true.
"I can't wait to ask the government for gay rights." Nezu declared.
"You seem really confident." Cementoss pointed out. "I pray you don't get your hopes up."
"Pagan praying or catholic praying?"
"The readers will never know."
"I can't wait to be gay married. We should have present Microphone MC our reception."
"Oh wow that's a good idea :)" Cementoss agreed. "I want aizawa to be my best man."
"Aw man I want aizawa to be MY best man."
The two discussed wedding plans well into the night and then morning came and they went to the government.
"Hello I am a good boy rat man and I would like to have the right to marry."
"Oh I remember you." The government said. "You're that cool little rat guy who we gave rights to a while back and who had been legally been deemed capable of handling over 100 children in a school."
"Yes. Please give me the right to marry."
"Marry whomst?"
"My employee."
"Okay, so you want to marry an employee of yours? Pretty sketch but I guess we can allow it."
"Great. He's waiting in the car if you need him to sign any paperwork."
"Wait...he?"
"Yes I'm getting gay married."
"You can't do that. That's illegal."
"You're the government. You can do whatever you want."
"If I let you gays get married then I have to let everybody get gay married?"
"So? Who do you love more? Me, a sentient lab rat, or every other citizen which you serve." Nezu asked.
The government thought about it for a second.
"Hmm"
"Well, answer me."
"I guess...I love you more."
"See. The rights of rat outweigh the rights of any human population. And if a rat wants to get gay married than he will."
"Sigh  guess ur right bro. I will not declare gay marriage legal." The government signed some paperwork and everybody in Japan became gay.

The end.
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