"Hey mum I wanna go to the army"
"What ever fuck you Caipoo"
Caipoo packed his bags and shat on the doormat.
"K bye FAK u Mum"
Caipoo said as he strapped the charred remainings of Monte to the back of his pimpin tricycle.
"Let's go Monte" Caipoo turned on his jam and went on his adventure to the army.
9 MONTHS LATER
"Yay I'm in the army now"
"FUK u Caipoo" General Maniug said furiously
"Now get in that plane"
"Yay... Blahrjsnrnnchsbd" Caipoo said as he puked up the charred remanings of Monte.
"Yum" Caipoo said as he Strapped Monte to the back of the plane. Caipoo got in the plane and flew off.
"I can see my house from here" he said to Monte. Caipoo said as he did barrel rolls downward onto his house and it exploded.
"O shite" Caipoo exclaimed as he watched his spooky skeleton of a mom run around trying to distinguish the flames coming from her anus.
"That's a hot ass" Mr. T said then got sucked into the jet engine.
"FUK u Caipoo"
"Ikr" Caipoo responded.
YOU ARE READING
Caipoo
AdventureCaipoo and his Monte the Down syndrome cat go on adventures to a new land of magic and dildos
