Santanas POV
The honeymoon is finally over, i would never say this out loud but i did miss New York and my friends while sitting on the warm beaches of the Maldives. cuddling on the couch after work with Brittany after work will always be better than anything else.
we walked into the apartment to the smell of... coffee? that's when i saw them. a petite blonde and brunette perched on the couch armrest
"what.. are you doing here?" frustration and anger bubbling up in my tone
"cleaning, you left this place in a mess !" Rachel told us as she got up, grabbing a grumbling Quinn with her
"before you beat me with your suitcase, it was her idea" Quinn, with a new haircut said putting her hands up and pointing at Rachel
"it was a nice gesture, Santana just can't see that" Rachel said rolling her eyes
"you need to stop breaking into our goddamn apartment for no rea-" i said dropping my bags, stepping forward but before i could really give Rachel a piece of my mind Brittany put her hand in front of me
"Rachel, we really appreciate it but after our honeymoon we really just want to get back into our routine.. alone" Brittany said in a much nicer tone than i wished she would use
"but i-" Rachel tried to argue but Quinn did the same motion Brittany did to me
"we'll be out of your hair now, so happy you're back" Quinn said, glaring at Rachel making her look at her shoes
"speaking of hair, cute hair cut!" Brittany beamed at Quinn
"thank you B, i needed a change you know? Quinn said as if i wasn't about to kill her girlfriend
"decided on a platinum bisexual bob,huh?" i chuckled at the irony
"yes she did, i personally think she looks amazing" Rachel smirked before planting a kiss on the shrugging blonde causing her to blush
"bleh, gross. leave the sappy stuff to the newly wed couple please" i said as i scrunched up my nose at the sight
"you're the one who set us up but whatever" Rachel pipped in once again
"we'll be going now, come on" Quinn said as she pulled Rachel out of the apartment
"but i haven't given them a signed copy of my favourite broadway hits yet as a wedding present!" Rachel fought until she was just a faint sound from down the hall and before i knew it Brittany was slamming the door behind them
"now that that's over, do you know what i forgot to do?" Brittany questioned as she brushed her hands off
"what?" i asked in reply, cocking my head to one side
"this" Brittany said before abruptly picking me up Bridal style and walking me into our room
"ah, britt !" i squealed, which was a rare occurrence unless i was with my wife or talking about her
somehow more abruptly than she picked me up she tossed me onto the bed, making it creak and then we heard a snap
"uh oh" Brittany and I said at the same time in a hushed tone
"we just broke the bed.." Brittany said, breaking the news to me
"we definitely did, yes" i said pressing my lips together and slowly stepping off it
"that didn't take us long" Brittany said with a slight giggle "if i'm being honest i thought we would break it doing something else"
"guess we need a new bed frame" i said, mentally face palming myself
