The comrades were on the plane drinking and laughing. Everyone was celebrating the victory over Marley. Eren was sitting in the corner, he looked up and scooped his greasy lice filled hair behind his ears. And began to wonder how he ended up here
All of a sudden he felt someone kick him in the shin, it was levi.
"You really need to fucking shower eren I can see the lice crawling around your head you smell like piss"
That was it, I was done with levi treating me like this
"I DONT SHOWER FOR A REASON, EVER SINCE MY MOMMA DIED IVE BEEN LONELY, SO PAINFULLY LONELY-
Mikasa looked up "what the fuck am I eren"
Armin glared at him "are we not your freinds?, also I'm sorry but I-I have to agree with levi"
"The reason I cant shower, the reason I don't use lice treatment is because they are my freinds, say what you like but my lice are there for me always, every last one of them. I love them from the bottom of my heart to the deep dark depth of my fucking asshole I love you Jerry,spike,Layla and Emily."
"You named you fucking lice? your pathetic I give up on you" levi spat and stomped away.
Mikasa just looked at him, with sadness filling her eyes. "I guess the lice replaced me" she ran off in a hurry.
Armin spoke "eren, I get it. If you like your lice then...I accept that and I accept you"
Sasha came over "I couldn't help but overhear about Erens lice, can I have some they make a really good seasoning"
All of a sudden two kids jumped up on the plane and one started saying some shit about wanting to kill us all. She had a gun
The lice crawled out of Erens hair to see what was going on.
A shot suddenly fired from the gun heading in sashas direction. Erens lice built a shelid around her.
Sasha was safe but only one of Erens lice remained alive, Emily
Everyone screamed, it was complete chaos.
Eren fell to his knees tears streaming down his face.
"NO PLEASS STAY WITH ME STAY WITH ME STAY WITH MY GUYS"
Armin came over and hugged him. "Eren I'm so sorry but...they're gone
they're
Dead
Eren screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO"
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Sasha grinned "okay at least were eating good tonight"
Gabi walked over "those lice were eldians so they fucking deserved it"
Eren tried to attack her but Armin and Sasha pulled him back.
