Mate2priit By Sollux Captor XD (Parody Of Boyfriend By JB)

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SOLLUX: 

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit iid never let you go 

we dont need no 2pace 2hiit two make that body glow 

loo2en up your bra2 giirl2 and get up on the flo' 

boondollar2 iin my claw2 that iid really liike two blow 

2wag 2wag 2wag on you 

headcanon bout my diick lemme tell ya that iit2 true 

do a double take yeah baby i got two 

that mean2 one of them for ff and one of them for you 

2wag 

ARADIA: 

id like to be everything you want 

FEFERI: 

)(ey Sol let me talk to you! 

SOLLUX: 

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, never let you go 

yeah ii get the biitche2 hiighe2t blood two low 

cyberiing on trolliian puttiing on a 2how 

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit iid never let you go, iid never let you go 

tell me bout your feeliing2 2iittiin on a piile 

2oon iill get you 2quealiing make iit worth your whiile 

yeah ii dont mean two boa2t but feferii liike2 the viiew 

aa2 been a gho2t once but now 2hell be my "boo" 

ERIDAN: 

matesprit matesprit god i wwant a matesprit 

SOLLUX: 

eriidan what the fuck are you doing here 

ERIDAN: 

i just need to be lovved 

SOLLUX: 

you piiece of 2hiit 

get out of my 2ong 

ERIDAN: 

heheh you said thong 

SOLLUX: 

2waggiie 

ARADIA: 

id like to be everything you want 

FEFERI: 

)(ey Sol let me talk to you! 

SOLLUX: 

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit never let you go 

yeah ii get the biitche2 hiighe2t blood two low 

cyberiing on trolliian puttiing on a 2how 

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit iid never let you go iid never let you go 

ARADIA: 

you know youre my world you got all i need sol 

spend a week on the sun ill be calling you my matesprit 

FEFERI: 

If I was your girl, I'd never leave you Sol 

I just want to love and TR--EAT YOU RIG)(T 38D 

SOLLUX: 

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit never let you go 

yeah ii get the biitche2 hiighe2t blood two low (highest blood to low) 

cyberiing on trolliian (trollian) puttiing on a 2how 

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit (matesprit) iid never let you go (never never) iid never let you go 

na na na. na na na. na na na. 

ye giirl 

na na na. na na na. na na na ey. 

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit 

na na na. na na na. na na na ey. 

na na na. na na na. na na na ey. 

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit

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