The Chosen One (Moto Moto x Izuku Midoriya)

How we met

A highschool boy named Izuku Midoriya who depressed because his ex, Alvin the chipmunk, just broke up with him so he could get with a hotter boy named Levi. He was so sad he was watching Sleepy Town

He doesn't know what he was thinking, he should've never called Alvin a fucking chipmunk. He was crying. He was depressed.

Until one day

Deku pov
I was going to a restaurant with the homies. I ordered a mccum burger but of course Kaminari is an idiot Bakugou reveals that he had read Homestuck and awakens from his quest bed.

Then i see this beautiful handsome man. It felt like i was sakura tree field or something and i was like

Woah.

I came to him and said "hey mamas wanna get outta here" i said
He said yes then we got out.
I asked him out for date and he said yes and i said "ok see you tomorrow" and he said yes and

I came back to the restaurant to only find all my friends having onions up their asses and there was an ogre and shit humping a donkey. I helped get up as a a guy with a straw hat was pole dancing then i realized i was in femboy hooters

We got kicked out of the restaurant and we had to pay for shit and then Obama comes to save the day and said "don't worry i'll handle this" then we got outta there holy fucking shit finally

I came back home n shit and told my dads i have a date and they said "ok". I can't believe this, i finally moved on from all my exes, Alvin, Ronald Mcdonald, Jungkook, Sollux, Majin Buu and Sangwoo. After all those boys my dads, Gon and Killua still don't fucking care about me and my 70's romance love life.

The end