Shimmer and Shine sing "Friend Like Me"

Shimmer and Shine - Friend Like Me

Ryan Secrest: Next up, Shimmer and Shine singing "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin.

(The curtain rises and the music plays. Shimmer and Shine come out doing soft shoe)

Shimmer: Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves,

Scheherazade had a thousand tales.

Shine: But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves

You've got a brand of magic never fails.

Shimmer: You've got some power in your corner now!

Heavy ammunition in your camp.

Shine: You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how...

See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say:

Shimmer: "Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?

Shine: Let me take your order, jot it down?"

Both: You ain't never had friend like me

Shimmer: Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd

Shine: Come on, whisper what it is you want.

Both: You ain't never had friend like me!

Shimmer: Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.

You're the boss, the king, the shah.

Shine: Say what you wish; it's yours true dish

How about a little more baklava?

Shimmer: Have some of column A try All of column B,

Shine: I'm in the mood to help you, dude.

Both:  You ain't never had friend like me.

Shimmer: My My

Shine: No No

Both: My My My

Shimmer: Can your friends do this? (does a cartwheel)

Shine: Can your friends do that? (juggles balls)

Shimmer: Can your friends pull this? (does somersaults)

Both: Out of their little hat?

Shine: (waves a magic wand) Can your friends go POOF! (makes 3 dogs appear)

Shimmer: Well, looky here.

Shine: Can your friends go abracadabra, let her rip

And then make that sucker disappear?

Shimmer: So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,

I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers,

Shine: You've got me bona fide certified;

You've got a genie for charge d'affaires.

Shimmer: I've got a powerful urge to help you out,

So what you wish, I really wanna know?

Shine: You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt,

Well all you've gotta do is rub like so, and oh ­-

Shimmer: Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three.

Shine: I'm on the job you big nabob!

Shimmer: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,

Shine: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,

Shimmer: You ain't never

Shine: Never

Shimmer: Had a 

Shine: Had a

Shimmer: Friend

Shine: Friend

Shimmer: Like

Both: ME!

(Then, Shimmer and Shine, and the others do their  big finale.)

Shimmer and Shine: You ain't never had a friend like me. 

YEAH!