it was a normal day for Bolt, who was doing his daily deed which consisted of humping the tv stand while cho and harry made out - his favorite scene. after storm had an epileptic fit, he deicded to relax and go outside for a walk. so after pissing on the floor and running out with her arse covered in damp piss, he went into the vast city to explore.
there he found dead rats, a mangled pigeon, an old man who seemed to be dead on the bench and.... a strange crowd of people. Bolt ran towards it only to see a handsome amazing blonde man who was shaped like the luna lovgood potato that lydia made for book characters day. Bolt was amazed that a god like human like him could exist. as he got closer, the reporters closed in. then he saw that he was with someone else.
tom felton.
Bolt growled. tom was his greatest enemy, afterall he did tom did hump to hermione and harry kissing in the horcrux scene.
bolt needed a plan, and quick. he didnt have much time until-
boris and tom kissing, groping their fat saggy skeletal like arses and tounging like hoovers. bolt ran off with tears in his eyes, his bunda clapping in the sudden gust of wind that hit the air. suddenly he bumped into a strange figure...
"need some work done?" they asked... and bolt looked up to see....
TO BE CONTINUED
