watermelone🥀⛓😭😖🥀⛓

yes but also pineapple🥵🥵

He look at Ms forms

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why can't I take anything seriously in life?

If you like watermelon raise your hand

eheheheheheeeee

I would like to apologise for my mean tweets that resurfaced from 1956... But that biatch deserved it anyways🙄💅 it wasn't even that bad, y'all are just snowflakes. In fact, you guys should be apologising to ME; I sit here taking time out of my day to write these novels for you to enjoy and this is how you repay me?!?!? So what if I said "lmao" after she said her fish drowned🙄

raise ur hand if you watch the flash⚡️⚡️

Ok so, I was mopping the carpet as usual when my husband walks in and tells me that I forgot to cook him his penguin eggs. Silly me😅. So I started to make them when he starts making constructive criticism about my body hair, he said stuff like "your a girl, you can't have body hair" or "it makes me uncomfortable during seggs if I feel hair on your leg because then I feel like I'm touching a man and that's gay" all of this is very helpful and I am very grateful to have a husband that's not afraid to speak up about his opinions☺️☺️

I, I think I'm in love with Shrek🥺👉👈

So I'm just doing my daily activity of walking in to each coffee shop on my block giving the waiters and waitresses advice on treating their customers when I get stopped from walking into Starbucks because I wasn't wearing a mask🙄🙄 like, I have bigger problems to worry about other than this new fashion choice that the millennials and gen z are doing. like today Kayleigh posted on the Facebook mom group saying some bullshit like "Black lives matter", I think she's betraying her culture by saying that and putting down other white peoe. She says that she's a Christian but she supports biden and thats a sin. Trump is our Lord and savior🙏🏻✝️

(I wanted to kms writing that paragraph, it was possibly the most painful thing to write)

Raise ur hand if you think that Tom hiddleston is possibly the hottest thing to grace this earth
😐☝️

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ZADDY FARQUASSS MARRY ME😩😩

ehehem*clears throat*
In slightly off-key voice: "AND IIIIIIIiIi WILL ALWAYS *wheeze* LOOoOoOoVVVee YOOOOOoOoOuuUu"

I have asthma🤪🤪

Some old guy in a wheelchair rolls up to me after I park in a handicap parking spot and he gets mad at me like, ok boomer🤪😝

A/N: hey guys!!😜😙 I hope you guys enjoyed my first Wattpad story😆😝🤩 pls don't judge I'm only 2 years old🥺🥺👉👈
Signed, -unikitty_lover69🦄🐱🦄😜🤩😝🦄🐱

P.S: I definitely am not being held at gunpoint rn LOL😝😜🤩🤪

(pls don't take any of this seriously)