Gin: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends
Gin: One of them is always ugly
Kanna: Oh, then between me and Hinako. Which one is the pretty best friend
Gin: Oh, you Kanna
Kanna: Oh thank you, You're so sweet
Hinako: Gin, YOU ASSHAT
Kanna: Hey Gin am i pretty
Gin: Yeah,
Gin: Pretty ugly
Kanna:
Kanna: Gin, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Gin: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Kanna: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Hinako.
Kanna: We need a distraction.
Hinako: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Gin, whispering: My time has come
Shin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Reko: Shit.
Alice: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Nao: OH MY GOD KEIJI FELL OFF!!!
Reko: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Reko and Alice, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Nao: Our turn, Keiji! One, two, three- vanilla!
Keiji, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Reko: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Alice: I don't know how to do that.
Nao: I don't wear a watch.
Keiji: Time is a construct.
Sara: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Kanna: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Gin: In your pantry!
Sara: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Kanna: Is your friend here?
Sara, motioning to Joe: Yeah.
Kanna, to Joe: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Hinako: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Hinako: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Hinako: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Hinako, to Kanna and Gin: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Kanna: YAAAAAAAAY!
Gin: THE PRESTIGE!
Sara: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Joe: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Hinako: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Kanna: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Gin: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Hinako: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Kanna: Tubular AF!
Gin: Mood to the max!
Joe, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Sara, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
Hinako: Are we really going to let Kanna keep Gin?
Joe: We kept Sara.
Sorry it's short
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