welp

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by dodrick

by dodrick

Sonic and Knuckles were lazily sitting in the sun, giggling a light-hearted argument.

"Tails literally has three tails! Are you dumb?" Sonic chuckled.

"No, you've known him for how long now and you don't know how many tails he has? Poser." Knuckles replied.

"Shut the fuck up, knock-off Angry Bird."

"You're just mad that no one actually likes you. All the bisexuals simp for Shadow, the cunt." Knuckles chortled in Ugandan.

"That literally doesn't change anything. Go collect rings or some shit."

"Are we about to kiss right now?"

"I mean..." Sonic bit his lip and turned his head to catch Knuckles's eyes. When they showed no hesitation, he leaned in, cupping his cheek.

and then they do the Sex

"Wow, man, that Sex was so poggers. Did you like the way I asked for consent?" Knuckles said, looking over at Sonic.

Sonic didn't reply.

"Sonic? Sonic????" Knuckles exclaimed, his panic rising. "Are you there????" Still, Sonic didn't stir.

"Oh... Oh my fucking God. He's fucking dead," he muttered, tears beginning to form in his eyes.

Knuckles stood over Sonic's limp figure, sobs wracking his body. His potential had been thwarted as he lost the ability to Go Fast.

"Sonic," Knuckles whispered between broken tears, "What's— what's the WiFi password?"

But Sonic couldn't hear him.

His eyes fluttered rapidly, on the verge of death. "I can't hear you..." he coughed, "over the sound of my— my incredible wealth." He finally stiffened for the last time, his eyes glazed over and lifeless.

Knuckles began to scream.

"I CAN'T PLAY ON MY BEDROCK MINECRAFT REALM WITHOUT WIFI!" he hoarsely screeched nobody. This would be his downfall.

Knuckles gently scooped up Sonic in his Strong and Muscly arms, softly tip-toeing over to the shore of the vast, blue ocean. He kissed Sonic on the forehead one final time before throwing him yards into the sea.

"Fuck you, bitch, now I can't play Minecraft," he whisper-yelled, watching Sonic's sinking corpse drift out into the water.

A/N: OWO i hope you love my smol beans ugandan knuckles and sonic XD uwu òwó

A/N pt. 2: please remember that all of sonic's dialogue is said in his classic sonic voice XD ;-; -~-

A/N pt. 3: please update Snake Bite bitch