4. I'm not a fucking babysitter

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TW: Underage drinking, swearing, Draco Malfoy

Bellatrix POV

It'd been a week and the rain was only just starting so die down. It hadn't been raining for a week straight, it stopped at times, mostly when Tom and I were inside. We went round to the Malfoy's twice in the past week, they didn't have rain, I don't know if that's sad or not. But today, Narcissa's coming to our house, which probably means she wants something.

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"Hi," Narcissa said as she sat down next to me.

"When the fuck did you get here, how the fuck did you get here?" I asked.

"Like two seconds ago, I'm not even going to tell you how, I want you to wonder that forever."

"Ok, fuck you too then, but let's get straight to the point, what do you want me to do?"

"Babysit Draco."

"No."

"Pleeeeeeease."

"No, I'm not a fucking babysitter, besides, he's like, sixteen, he can look after himself," I said.

"He really can't, he'll probably try eat his own hand or something."

"Ok, but why do I want to see him try to eat his hand?"

"Because you're a fucking weirdo, but can you please look after him, please?"

"Ugh, fine, but you owe me." I took a sip of my tea and Tom came up behind me.

"Do you need something?" I asked.

"Is my presence not the most amazing thing that could ever happen to you?"

"No."

"Hey, is that my fork?" Narcissa asked, pointing at the fork next to the sink.

"No, you're hallucinating." It was her fork, I stole it.

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Narcissa stayed for a few more hours, probably 'cause she's an annoying rat and doesn't know when to leave people alone, but she could be lonely, I hope she's lonely. When she finally left, there was only an hour till Draco came round. She really doesn't understand that people don't always want her around. Poor thing.

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"COME IN!" I shouted in response to the knock at the door, and, of course, Draco came in.

"Hi," He said, taking a seat at the breakfast bar.

"Why didn't you just floo here you fucking idiot?" I asked.

"One of the house elves took me."

"Eww, those things are hideous."

"Saved me time," He replied.

"Fair enough then. You want a drink?" I asked. I obviously didn't mean water, or tea, I meant fire whiskey. It's probably extremely unethical of me to get a fourteen year old drunk, but I've killed people so I really don't give two shits. Plus, Draco is fucking hilarious when he's drunk.

I took a bottle of fire whiskey out the cupboard and waved it in his face. A smirked creeped onto my face when he grabbed the bottle and ran into the living room. Now the fun begins.

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I followed Draco through to the living room, and by the time I got there he'd already downed half the bottle.

"Jesus, should I get more?" I laughed.

"Yes, get more."

"Ok, sure," I said.

I walked through to the kitchen and got another bottle. I brought the fire whiskey through to the living room, and that little fucker had already finished the whole bottle. He must be really fucking depressed and in need of help, or he's trying really hard to forget something. Or he has an alcohol problem but he's like, fifteen so we're not gonna go with that.

"Here you go," I said handing Draco the bottle.

"Auntie Bella."

"Yeah?"

"I think," he took a long drink before continuing, "I think I'm gay."

"Oh Draco dear, you're definitely gay."

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Draco moved on from telling me about the 'hot guys in Hogwarts,' to singing, and not amazingly.

"What the holy hell is happening here?" Tom asked, stepping into the living room and examining it like he's a detective at a crime scene. But this was a crime scene in its own way. Draco's singing's a hate crime, and it's happening here, my living room is a crime scene. Again.

"Ok, before you get mad, I told Narcissa I can't babysit, she chose not to listen, and Draco's dead funny when he's drunk. Like, c'mon, look at the state of him," I said, gesturing to Draco who was using an empty bottle as a microphone.

"Ok, fair enough," Tom said sitting next to me on the couch to watch Draco's amazing performance.

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"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BELLATRIX!" Narcissa screamed.

"I TOLD YOU I CAN'T BABYSIT!"

"YEAH, WELL I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GET HIM DRUNK OFF HIS ASS, THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO AVOID!"

"Not my problem, I warned you." I said. "PLUS! YOU NEVER SAID SHIT ABOUT GETTING HIM DRUNK!"

"IS IT NOT OBVIOUS YOU SHOULDN'T GET CHILDREN DRUNK!"

"Hey, when you were his age you were getting drunk, never heard a complaint out of you then."

"Fair enough ," she laughed.

"Ok, now yous can leave," I said. "Bye bye now."

"Bye."

"BYYYEYEEEEEEE AUNTIE BELLLLAAAAA!"

"Oh would you shut up Draco," Narcissa muttered.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 21, 2023 ⏰

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