TOM HOLLAND x NICKI MINAJ

The break up

Tom looked magnificent. Well he always did but that's besides the point. We were at a table for two at the prestigious restaurant 'Gusteau's' mostly famous for the rats that prepared their food. Allegedly. Nevertheless the food there was spectacular but I had to wonder why Tom brought me to a place like this. Maybe he was going to propose.

The air smelled like freshly baked goods with a hint of rat. I stared lovingly into Tom's eyes.

"So why did you bring me here?" I asked. He looked at me blankly before he opened his mouth.

"I'm breaking up with you." He said flatly.

"WHAT?!!!??!!" I was in shock. Why would he do that? We'd been together for 6 years. Why now?

"I just can't do this anymore, we're in two complete different industries. I act while you... you... um rap."

"And what's wrong with rapping?" I exclaimed.

" No there's no issue it's just that...um.... you keep um how do I say this um... sexualizing yourself." I was dumbfounded.

"So a slut. You think I'm a slut. A WHORE."

"Yes exactly." He said dully. I was appalled. How dare he?? I was THE NICKI MINAJ! And he was just some lowly Spider-Man reboot.

"You know what, I think I'm gonna leave..."

"Wait-" I was desperate. I didn't care what he thought about me. I loved him and I can't just let that go.

"It's okay Nicki... I'll always remember you I guess." Those where the last words he said to me as he walked out of the restaurant.

P.S this is all a joke and I have nothing against the celebrities mentioned in this story.
Ok thanks bye