Everyday Is Everyday~A MDZS & MXTX World Snippet Collection

MDZS 09-Who Would You~

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Who Would You~ 

#1-Jiang Cheng and Lan Zhan both are attacked by a super ferocious ultra powerful fierce corpse. Who would you save first?

Wei Ying: Me of course. I don't have my golden core for goodness sake and I only can use my Chen Qing so of course I am the most vulnerable. Save me first please! 

#2-If your wife or your uncle were to have the duel of the century, who will you think win the duel? 

Lan Zhan: Wei Ying of course. Uncle would most probably be defeated not by Wei Ying's martial arts but rather his color choice of words. That would be my uncle's weakness actually. However in terms of martial arts, perhaps Wei Ying may have a fair chance against uncle if he still has his golden core. 

#3-Who annoys you more? Your brother or your nephew? 

Jiang Cheng: Huh? You have to even ask me that? Both of course! It's like they have a pact or something and takes turn to annoy me. The other it was Wei Ying come running to me complaining about his husband and how he'll just divorce him but the moment his husband came to pick him up, it's like I don't exist, eww. And Jin Ling, don't get me started. Not only he has the habit of sneaking out but all he talks about are his "friends" from Gusu, those two brats and what do he means he doesn't need ME to help him out during hunting exercises? I am his uncle for goodness sake. Urgh! 

#4-Who would you ask for help to clean Burial Mound? Master Wei or Master Lan? 

Wen Ning: Both masters are kind-hearted but if I have to seek for help, I will ask for Master Lan's help since he should know lots of useful skills and Master Lan looks really capable and strong. Not that Master Wei wouldn't help but the last time Master Wei helped with cleaning the Burial Mound, he made a dustman army all over. Sis chased him around until he take them off because dustmen aren't good for our breathing. 

#5-Jiang Cheng and Jin Guang Yao each invited you to dinner. Who will you go to? 

Lan Xi Chen: *Smiles* Oh my, both of course. Coincidentally I have matters regarding the upcoming interclan hunting event to discuss about, a discussion over a Yun Meng dinner would be lovely. As for Meng Yao, I will be dining with him as he will be visiting Cloud Recesses for official matters. I have made reservation in one of his favorite place in Gusu called The Dream House. 

#6-Who you die for? Lan Xi Chen or your mother? 

Jin Guang Yao: Gladly, for both, without a doubt. 

#7-Who would you rather learn martial arts from? Master Jiang Cheng or Master Nie Huai Sang? 

Shi Zhui: Oh, very interesting choice of masters. Well, it would be an honor for me to learn form both masters. I have heard from Jin Ling that Master Jiang Cheng could be a tad strict but I do believe it is because he in fact takes teaching seriously which I believe I could benefit from if given the opportunity. However, it would also be a rare opportunity to learn from Master Nie of Qinghe Clan. I heard their swordplay is impeccable. May I please choose both? 

#8-Who will win a food eating contest? You, Shi Zhui or Jin Ling? 

Jing Yi: Huh? ME COURSE! Duh! Shi Zhui eats like a turtle. The princess can only eat messy when his many uncles except Master Wei isn't around so of course I will. Huh? Can I eat messy? OF COURSE! Out of Cloud Recesses of course. Rules number 1647 said we aren't allowed to participate in food eating contest because that type of eating is wasteful. 

#9-Who is most likely cry on your wedding day? Uncle Wei Ying, Uncle Jiang Cheng or Uncle Guang Yao? 

Jin Ling: Huh? Why would anyone cry on my wedding day!? I am not the bride marrying out but anyway...if I have to choose....Uncle Jiang Cheng? He looks tough all the time but he is a big softie really. Uncle Wei....Ying....wouldn't be crying. He would be teasing Uncle Jiang Cheng about crying and Uncle Guang Yao is too elegant to cry. I learn about class from him you know. 

#10-Who do you want to drink with? Second brother or third brother or your own brother? 

Nie Ming Jue: Second brother can't hold his alcohol, he is no use, I can't stand third brother reciting ideologies or poems or just seeing him smile while watching me drink, so he is of no use too, my own brother is too afraid to stand beside me, what more of him drinking with me? No way. Wait. Maybe Master Wei. He can hold his alcohol and drinks like a true man. I'll drink with him. 

#11-Who is more likely to call you an idiot? Jiang Cheng, Wei Wu Xian or your brother? 

Nie Huai Sang: All of them? I don't know.  Everyone called me an idiot more than once, no longer likely to call me an idiot. Hmm...yeah...that I know. 

Bonus 

#12-Who will give you grandnephews or grandnieces first? Lan Huan or Lan Zhan? 

Lan Qiren: This is absolutely a nonsense question which should not be asked or answered at all at any give time due to its level of absurdity which is beyond the appropriateness of anyone to even ponder about.  However, if you insist that I give you an answer, I believe I have no choice but to indulge in your selfish persistence in seeking an inappropriate answer to an inappropriate question. My answer is Lan Zhan, seeing how he is being lead astray by that Wei Wu Xian. I would not be surprise if any grandchildren of mine are on their way now. Now I need to meditate to calm my nerves. Please excuse me.  

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