Now this is for the memes, but i wanted to write.
A crash echoed through the desolate PP adoption house. The huge house seemed perfect, with balconies and skylights. In the morning, it faced the perfect direction to watch a sunset. The small amount of the inside you could see looked beautiful, with glass doors and a huge king bed, a couple chairs, a closet, and a door going to the supposed bathroom. But through the dark wood doors, something different happened on the inside.
It wasn't an orphanage, just that the owners wouldn't want to admit that the kids were adopted by them and were their kids. These owners were Pablo BigP, most commonly known as Pablo. The other owner was Pollen G. Impact, or Poncho. There are a couple important places in the house, eg, the basement. It was known for having a dodgy lock. But, that won't come up.
They had 5 kids. Cabbage, Ian, Cat Boi, Enslo, Sushi. They all had very definitive character roles, but not very stereotypical. Cabbage, was the cool older sister. Except she's cool for being gay, and taking drugs. Ian is the younger sibling, but by far the most mature. That doesn't mean she's normal in any way, just she knows the most. Known for being annoying and is way too addicted to reading Wattpad. Cat Boi is a cat, and is known for dealing drugs and owning cat ears. Enslo is known to be constantly abused, yet doesn't want to killed for meat. Sushi is known for living in the basement, never coming out.
In this part of the story, we pick up on a family dinner.
Poncho: So, how is everyone
Sushi: Can i come out of the basement
Pablo: WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD TALK
-silence-
Ian: would u shut up im eating little shit
Pablo: IAN THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR FATHER
Poncho: Calm down, I'll just get the belt.
Ian: Wait-
