piss fish story

so me and 2 other friends have a mutual who we dont like, and the friend who's house we were at had her fish. we decided to kill the fish and we decided on frying it so she got like a small pan thing and filled it will oil and she got the fish with a ladel and tried to pour it in but water splashed in and the pan fucking exploded so we contemplated what to do and i had the idea that we could fry it in our piss. we took turns pissing in a pot and put it on the stove, put the fish in and turned it on. we heated the piss up and the fish was swimming around in it, but one of the friends felt bad so we stopped frying it and we took the fish out, i almost lost it in her kitchen sink but got it. i rinsed the fish under the tap and put it in my mouth but spat it back out and we had the idea to feed it to her dog, so i went close to her dog with the fish but the dog was fucking GROWLING at me so we tried to feed it to her cat but then she was like "bury it outside" so me and the other friend went outside her apartment block in just our bras and leggings and tried to bury it but didnt because the girl in the house said "omg (her neighbor) might see" so we went back inside and put the fish back in the tank