Hi, I'm Waylon Park. I have an amazing girlfriend, and a fabulous dick, wink wink, ( sarcastic cough ) so I get pussy. I have many friends at school, in 7th grade btw, snd as I'm writing this, I'm getting a bj, so deal with it, bitch. I met all my idols, and performed on youtube for a while, being the Dynamic Douchebags with my bffl Brian. Since there is no watt pad pic spot for my amazing looks, ill tell you what I look like.
