Pokémon - Officer Jenny meets the Para Para Brothers

Dance and Attack

(Set place in the Kanto region)

(Officer Jenny is walking, patrolling for any sign of trouble)

Officer Jenny: Hmm, nothing seems to be going wrong around here.

(An alarm goes off)

Officer Jenny: An alarm!

(Officer Jenny runs off to the bank and see three blue aliens carrying bags of money while people are running)

Officer Jenny: Stop right there!

Son Para: We've been caught!

Bon Para: Uh oh!

Officer Jenny: Freeze! Put you hands in the air!

Bon Para: Alright, we surrender.

(Before Officer Jenny could try to arrest them, the Para Para Brothers split into different directions, in front of her)

Officer Jenny: Huh?

(The Para Para Brothers took off their armor)

Officer Jenny: What?

Bon Para: Bon Para Para!

(Don Para and Son Para's lightboxes turn on by themselves, flanking Bon Para)

Bon Para, Don Para, and Son Para: Bon Papa!

(Bon Para's boombox starts playing music as the Para Para Brothers began dancing)

Bon Para: Uh! Ha! Shake it! Don't forget to smile! Don't forget to smile! Now, let's shake it! Shake it right! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para!

Bon Para, Don Para, and Son Para: Bon Papa!

Don Para: Respect the beat!

(Officer Jenny has her arms crossed)

Officer Jenny: Why would these guys dance for me? This is ridiculous.

Bon Para: Spin it right! Spin it left! This crazy beat gonna make you deaf! Shake it! Now shake it! Tricky!

Son Para: Raise the cave! Respect the beat!

Don Para: It time for you to dance lady!

Bon Para: Pa!

(Officer Jenny see her foot tapping by itself)

Officer Jenny: Huh? Why's my foot tapping?

Don Para: Your chuckleheads can't help but move!

(Officer Jenny see that her left arm is moving by itself)

Officer Jenny: Uh?

Bon Para: Your turn!

(Officer Jenny starts to dance)

Officer Jenny: What's happening to me? I can't stop! My arms and legs are moving by themselves!

Son Para: Right, left, right, left, right, left, right!

Bon Para: Right, left, right, left, smile!

Don Para: Out beats are smooth, our rhymes are tight! Follow our lead, don't try to fight!

Officer Jenny: Right right! What am I saying?!

Bon Para: Bon Parapara! Bon Parapara! Bon Parapara!

Bon Para, Don Para and Son Para: Bon Papa!

Bon Para: Word! Can I get a huh?

Son Para: Work it!

Bon Para: Ah!

Officer Jenny: Right side! Right side! Left side! Left side! I take it anymore!

Bon Para: Aw, I'm so proud! Look at how you catch on! The time to act is upon us!

(Bon Para approaches Officer Jenny)

Bon Para: This girl's gotta get her grill on!

(Officer Jenny grunts a little)

Bon Para: S to the M to the I to the L to the E yah!

(Bon Para grabs and pinches Officer Jenny's cheeks)

Bon Para: Oh yeah! Just like that! You're doing much better! Have it you heard? You got to grin it to win it!

Officer Jenny: Grin it to win it!

Bon Para: Perfect!

(Bon Para lets go of Officer Jenny's cheeks)

Bon Para: So, what do you think of our unique dancing style? It's a little something called the Para Para Boogie!

Officer Jenny: Uh, I wouldn't called this dancing!

Bon Para: Hehe! Word!

Officer Jenny: It's worst then Teeter Dance!

Bon Para: Yo Son Para! Don Para! Let's finish her off!

Son Para: Give in the juice bro!

Bon Para: (clapping) Okay, let's pump up the jam faster!

Bon Para, Don Para and Son Para: Bon Bon! Para Para! Bon Bon! Para Para!

(The Para Para Brothers dance a little faster, causing Officer Jenny to dance faster too)

Officer Jenny: (groans)

Bon Para: Faster! Faster! Faster! Spin!

(Officer Jenny dances faster and faster as she groans)

Officer Jenny: I hate this dance!

Bon Para: (clapping) Spin like a wax record!

Bon Para: Bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon!

Son Para: Para!

(Officer Jenny groans)

Officer Jenny: My arms feel like jelly!

Don Para: Don't hurt yourself! Don't hurt yourself! Don't hurt yourself! Don't hurt!

Bon Para: Grin, grin and grin and grin and grin and smile and smile! Woo-hoo-hoo!

Don Para: On fire! Come on!

(Moments later, a herd of Ekans are slithering after being affected by the music. Officer Jenny notices the Ekans passing her as glances at them, nervously)

Ekans: Ekans, Ekans, Ekans.

Officer Jenny: (speaking in thought) I hope they don't try to attack me.

(The Ekans go pass him as they move towards the Para Para Brothers, scaring Don Para and Son Para)

Bon Para: Spin it right! Spin it left! Don't forget to smile!

(Bon Para gasp when one of the Ekans look at him)

Bon Para: Smile?

(Bon Para screams as the music and dancing stops as well as Officer Jenny at the moment she was making great big smile, realizing she's freed)

Officer Jenny: Hey! I can control my body again.

Bon Para: Uh oh!

(Officer Jenny pulls out a Poke-Ball and releases Growlithe)

Growlithe: Growlithe!

Bon Para: Uh, nice dog.

Officer Jenny: Growlithe, use Flamethrower!

(Growlithe uses Flamethrower on the Para Para Brothers, burning the trio as they groan and run away)

Bon Para: Let's back to the ship!

(With the Para Para Brothers gone, Growlithe gives Officer Jenny a lick on the cheek, causing her to chuckles)

Officer Jenny: (chuckles) Good Growlithe.

Narrator: That to Growlithe, Officer Jenny is freed from the clutches of the Para Para Brothers and the day was saved.

(The end)