komaegi moment
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maggot: Go to Hell
nagito, tearing up: I wish I could
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maggot: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
nagito, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
maggot:
maggot: fsh
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maggot: Someone will die.
nagito: Of fun!
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maggot: Gets down on one knee
nagito: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
maggot: Falls over
nagito: The poison is kicking in.
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maggot: You kill people for money?!
nagito: I can explain!
maggot: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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nagito, tending to maggot's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
maggot: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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maggot: Okay, truth or dare?
nagito: Truth
maggot: How many hours have you slept this week?
nagito: ...Dare
maggot: Go to bed.
nagito: I don't like this game.
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maggot: You often use humor to deflect trauma
nagito: Thank you
maggot: I didn't say that was a good thing
nagito: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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maggot: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
nagito: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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maggot: I'm incredibly fast at math.
nagito: Alright, what's 30x17?
maggot: 47
nagito: That's not even close.
maggot: But it was fast.
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nagito: Am I going too far?
maggot: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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maggot: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
nagito: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
maggot: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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maggot: Change is inedible.
nagito: Don't you mean inevitable?
maggot, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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