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Schlatt sees a barbie store. he thinks damn poggers. he slowly but no too slow walks in and sees BARBIE love at first look or wtf thats called barbie walks in the changing room. schlatt follows.

Barbie takes a pink shirt on "OOOOOOOOOOO THATS GOOD" says schlatt. She then puts a blue shirt on. "OOOOOOOOH MY GOD" yells schlatt.  then puts her bikini on "OOOOOOOH MY GOD. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYY GOD" yells schlatt. schlatt falls over and gets a stroke "YOU'RE PUTTING THAT ON, BITCH". Schlatt prays to god and gets yet another stroke AND FUCKING DIES...

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