the complicated romance of goofy and boy

the first touch ding dong

The first time rabbit and leper met it was a cold evening. Jack wrapped his frail arm around goofy's stinky aroma. He moaned and said oooooooooooooooohhhhhhh baby cakes lemme holla atchu real quick. She said nah boo I ain't touching yal raggedy ass 🤣. Goofy shat in her briefs and Jack decided to help a brother out, so he ripped off her pantaloons and grabbed the gross SHIT with his boney hands. She stared into his soul and also pissed a lil bit. They go back to the private room of the motha fuckin strip strip. They lather each other in duck fat and rub all over each other. He grabs her hair and says wanna smooch player and licked his hot lips. She sweated profusely and got all gloopy from his naturally gross body. He starts crying then she starts crying then Jack splodges his man semen on da floor then he apologizes for his "accident"
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