Caillou Bieber (J.B/Caillou AU)

Caillou

My name is Caillou.

Former child star of the TV show "Caillou." That's right, former. The show was canceled after I had a nervous breakdown. Nothing has been the same since. I'm eighteen now, and I still don't have hair. Oh yes, another thing I should get out of the way: I'm Justin Bieber's brother. Yes, it's true. He wasn't a aprt of the show because he refused to work on it. Besides, the producers thought that some viewers might get us mixed up, because our voices sound almost exactly the same. Anyway, let's get started on the story, shall we?

I was packing up my things for college. I've been accepted into my brother's college. He's so famous that he started a college for aspiring singers. He almost didn't let me in, but then my dad told him to. There was a lot of swearing involved. Anyway, I got in, and so did my best friends, Timmy and Sarah. I was packing away my suitcase filled with leather jackets. I'm obsessed with leather jackets. There was a ring of the doorbell. That must be Justin, I thought. I opened the door and wasn't surprised to see Justin. There was a stretch limo parked in the driveway.

"Come on, noob. Are you packed?" he asked.

"Yeah," I answered. I hate him. 

"Go get your stuff then." He said, and I ran up the stairs. I lugged down my suitcase with leather jackets first, and dropped it on his foot. Twelve items of luggage later, we were sitting in the limo, driving to the Justin Bieber University of Aspiring Musicians.