THE FLYING DICK

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alex was flying around like a flying dick and u saw her in the air and said -ALEX GO DOWN- and alex started to sing TOP DOWN (dat bish) and u yelled at her SO HARD and thenn she came down and told u -what da DUCK u want- and u said -why r u flying lik a flying dick-  and alex looked at u -do u want me to fly like a vagina............- and made a POLLITO FACE (like dis -.-) and u told her -we r G4Y- and she said -SHUT DA FUCK UP VAGINAS CAN'T FLY- and u looked at her -u can fly lik a duck or a pollito dont be stoopid- and alex slapped u again and u looked so tired of her shit so u KICKED HER NUTS and then u realized she didnt have nuts ........................................

u punched her in da face and she punched ur boobs so u pulled each others HAIR like viejas verduleras (u were latin sluts) and then alex told u - U CAN'T HIT ME MIJA UR MY SUBMISSIVE- and u spit her face and told alex -ok go away and fly like a dick IDGAF- and she made da pollito face again (-.-) -OKAY THEN I'M GONNA UNFOLLOW U ON TWITTAH-

and u felt like ur heart was breaking and then.......................................

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