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pillow: worst date ever

blanket: shut the fuck up. hoe

pillow: ...I want to have sex.

blanket: I thought you were gonna wait?

pillow: I don't know my friends are making me think. like, yes, I want it to be special but I want it now. not when I'm married.

blanket: can you wait

pillow: I'm not gonna go rushing to the next guy i see of course I'll wait

blanket: if you do I'll promise you the world and more.

pillow: you can't keep those promises.

blanket: did you know that after a one night stand I've never let a girl wear my clothes.

pillow: really? I thought guys always give girls their clothes.

blanket: nope.

pillow: and you told me that why?

blanket: cause I'd give you my whole closet and we wouldn't even need to have sex.

blanket: that was supposed to be romantic.

pillow: it was cute thank you.