literally the title:
Any!gender X any!character
Harry
Fred
George
Ron
Neville
Tom riddle
Draco
Cedric
Oliver wood
Young mauraders
Hermione
Luna
Ginny
Etc
Fluff
Angst
Sad
Angst happy ending
Depressed
NO SEXUAL
NOTHING TOO SUICIDAL
I do requests!
First of all sorry for all the Draco ones😂 Warnings: choking(NOT LIKE THAT) Granger!reader Gryffindor!reader
You go into your dorm with your sister, Hermione. "Moine, i think i want a boyfriend."
Hermione's head whips towards you and she pulls out a folder. "Ok great its about time. Now let's check out your options, shall we?"
"Hermione da fuq- why do you have a folder of options for me?" You ask confusedly.
"Well I've been ready for you to want a boyfriend. Now how about we check out the options?" She asks, opening the folder.
She pulls out a picture of Harry.
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"Ok now this one is really rich and likes you a lot. If you choose him you'll be set for life. Plus he really likes you!" She says, handing me the picture.
You set it down in front of you. "This is gonna make me not want a boyfriend."
Next she pulls out a picture of Ron.
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"Ok this one is really nice and likes you. He also is very nice to his mom so that's a plus, and loves food as well so you'd never starve."
You set it down as soon as she hands it to you, feeling a bit nauseous.
Next she pulls out a picture of Neville.
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