ibiiunj hello
how r u
good bad not good
oh nice ok right cool
... k
wud?
Idk
you an asshole
shut up hoe
alright lets be nice now
dont want to be nice to you whore
fuck it what did I do except insulting you
you exist you shouldnt. Die
it makes me a bit sad tbh
do I care
you should, I feel bullied
sorry (justin bieber)
jb was my big crush 4 years ago
jul was mine
I met him once, in reality you should know he's bold
oh fuck kinda hot tho
no, he looks like a junkie when he's bold
crackhead
obviously
you is racist
why
cause you eat meat
actually i'm 100% vegan dude
liar
I bet I am
I-
what asshole
stop !
Why should I
idk... keep going I llike it ngl
u a weirdo
grrrrrrrrb
you going too far
skrrrt skrrt
who are you? I want to know more
i'm xxxtentacion
ZKNDJZNJIFB AKJZF REALLY???? IM CRYING
dont cry honey im here
UR SO SWEET KRKRKR, HAVE A GOOD TIME IN HEAVEN
jk im dead for real
so how are you talking to me rn?
Imagination
am I on lsd?
Crack
I think someone gave it to me when I was sleeping
they gave u poppers
I think so.. but like, arre you real then?
Im not u just crazy
should I go to therapy ?
No become a youtubeur makeup
I wish but I can only put mascara, my mom won't let me
too bad then. Hey
yes. Hey u good?
No cause I forgot your name... can I call you mine ?
Well maybe, only if you tell me who you are daddy
johnny halliday = me
what is your famous song again?
Light the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh yeah I remember, such a banger
wink wink
wait aren't you dead?????? ur scaring me papi
stop flirting babygirl
I need to know why am I talking to dead dudes
we're just ur type I guess
u know how to turn me on
kinky, nice.
Well, how old are you?
74 (alive) plus 5 (dead)
oh... most of old people are ugly I don't think we should talk more...
but im hot I swear ! Decomposed and all...
oh wait, I remember you, I think my cousin murdered you, you were an asshole
wow I always thought it was my wife ! That hoe didn't kill me then... Im shook as fuck
so you are flirting with me???? but youre married????
k goodbye.
I think I like u
ohh hey mama :)
you already told me "hey" twice, stop it bro
mean :(
I have pity for you
ill kill u
ahah i'm not scared of ghosts you asshole
I am not a ghost I am michou
michou I hate you, i'm glad I have the chance to insult you
michou sad. Michou likes u
you are zzzz. Bee bee
bee makes honey. You honey. Michou likes honeyy
actually everybody likes honey
michou aint everybody
michou is dead after all
then is michou ur type babygirll?
Absolutely not... I'm not sorry
michou commits suicide ;(
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General FictionThis is a short story totally imrovised by my friend and i while we were at school. This is weird, we made it for fun Now i decided to put it on wattpad to see if it interrest some people ( if it doesn't i won't be mad at yall) It is very short, th...
