It was 3 am in the morning, the sound of rain hitting against the window frame. Whitty was up playing Fortnite on his EPIC GAMER PC with his homeboys.
"Ayo we finna get victory royale" said whitty because what else would he fucking say guitar noises hahahaha hahaha please.
ANyways they then beat everyones ass at fort-fuck and proceeded to win victory royale. He then hugged his pc and said "IM GONNA FUCKING MARRY THIS PC -guitar noise-"
Y/n woke up and was like "AYo shut yo dumb ass up BOY with yo RAGGEDY ass FAKE ASS JORDANS MF"
Whitty, eyes angry stomped up to the fuckin hoe (How dare they call his jordans fake) pointed a finger and said,
"YOU SHUT YO DUMB ASS UP WITH YO SHORT ASS UGLY ASS DUMB ASS BITCH SELF, MY JORDANS ARENT FAKE MF "
"MAYBE IF YOU GOT RID OF THAT YE YE ASS HAIRCUT THEY WOULDENT BE SO FAKE"
He didnt have hair but he still got mad
"OH YOU BITCH-"
And then he exploded because he is a bomb. Y/n dies but also doesnt.
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whitty x reader hahah :lipbite:
Romancestuff happens, shit goes down, its really fucking pog
