My Hero Academia: A Crack At Love? Apparently!

Chapter 9 - Huh

Somebody wants me to die.

I just wanted a good night rest without any problems. Is that too much to ask for?

Apparently, it is because I wake up at bitchass morning with Aizawa trying to escape out the window. I didn't think I would ever have to save someone from jumping out a window, let alone a hero, but here I am.

"What the fuck are you doing?! School is off! You should be resting, you piece of dwindling shit!" I scream as I snatch him out of the window.

Aizawa looks done with me already, but he's the one who started this. Tough luck, bitch.

"What are you doing up?" Aizawa asks.

"I woke up because of you! What are you doing up?!" He shouldn't even try to shift the blame on me. Rude!

"I was going to check on something."

"What?"

"I'm not telling you."

"So you plan to jump out of the window as a mummy?"

"Yes."

"And I thought you were logical. You're tripping. How about this: I will take you to where you want if I can bring you back and you don't sneak out."

Aizawa looks at me suspiciously, "...really?"

"Yes, seriously. In or out?"

He takes a moment to consider it, "Alright. Let's go."

"Give me a moment. I need to go grab a car."

"Legally," He says sternly.

"Chill. I am."

I leave my apartment, go to my neighbors, and knocked. I can hear some shuffling until the door opens to reveal a woman in pajamas while rubbing her eyes.

As soon as she sees me, she sighs, "What do you want, (L/N)?"

"I need to cash in on that favor." Don't ask what it is, please.

She groans, "Why now of all times?"

"Because the idiot in my apartment is trying to escape because he wants to go check on something. I rather not take him to hospital."

"You didn't kidnap someone, did you?"

"No. I'm babysitting them until he feels better. Can I borrow your car?"

"...that's way more expensive than my favor."

"I'll clean it."

Instantly, she grabs the keys and drops it in my hands, "Have fun."

She then proceeds to close the door on me. That worked out better than expected.

I go back to the apartment to see dumbass on the couch, "Let's go. I got the keys."

Aizawa does not ask any questions as he steps out. We head down to the garage, and I lead him to a car that at least has windows. It's nothing fancy, but it will work. I shove Aizawa in and get in the driver's seat.

While I figure out out how to turn the lights on it, I ask, "Where are we heading?"

"The nearest store," He tells me casually.

"If we are picking up your stupid juice packs, I'm shoving you onto Yamada."

"It's not."

"Alright."

I manage to get the lights on, and I drive us to a store that I used to work at. Thankfully, I'm not banned so I park and get out. Aizawa is really trying to be independent, but when your arms are in one place, you require help. As soon as I get him out, we head inside.