Dora: Hey kids today we will be hunting down cat noir! Last time i hunted something down it tried to kill me, but not today friends!
First we have to see where he's located, looks like he's in NewYork! Map, take me to cat noir please.
Map: Of course follow me!
Dora: ok
Are you sure were going the right way map? It seems kinda sus back here.
Map: This is just a shortcut ok
Dora: ok i trust you
Map: Good! The road to new york is just across this river, ok.
Dora: ok cool.
Map: *Walks across river*
Dora: *Follows* *Gets bitten by alligator*
MAP WHY TF WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!
Map: cause you never feed me, you nasty looking rat!
*map runs away*
Dora: damn maybe i should have feed him huh? *dora finds a sharp stone and impales the alligator with it*
Yes! Finally i'm free. I still have to make it to catnoir. "Gosh Darn NewYork is far" dora screams while rolling down a hill infecting her wound.
YAY THERES THE NY SIGN!
The sign: Welcome To NewYork Bisches!
While dora walks in NY she she's a lot of people staring at her.
Random Person: get out of the city you peasant!
Dora said "Thank you" since had no idea what it meant. She keeps walking and finds an alley to pee in, cause everyone's calling her a peasant at all the restaurants. She squats behind a dumpster and pees. *rat starts drinking puddle of pee*
Dora saw the rat and said "is it busting rat"?
Rat: Demonios, si mama (hell yea mama)
Dora continued on her journey until she was jumped by that other hot fox (not nick wilde) and his gang.
Dora: Please don't hurt me i just wanna find cat noir. The fox said "me too he's so spicy".
Dora said "i know right". The fox let dora go
Dora thought "i have to get to cat noir first" so she killed the hot fox and his gang with her pink and orange dagger.
Now she was on her way to cat noir again. "Back on track" dora said. Dora was approached by lincoln from the 100. What are you doing in NY lincoln? "I'm trying to find octavia" lincoln said. Why would Octavia be in NY? "Oh yea your right, you dirty looking rectangle" lincoln said.
Plus isn't NY supposed to be destroyed in your time period anyway? "Oh yea why tf am i here"? I have no idea but do you wanna find cat noir wit- *cut off mid sentence because lincoln got shot by ladybug*.
LADY BUG OMG!!! I'm trying to find cat noir can you help? "No, cat noir is mine and always will be mine so back off rectangle" ladybug said. Damn why everyone calling me a rectangle? i obvi have an hourglass shape.. PURRR.
Lady bug stabbed me in my leg, and flew away, but i'm immortal since i turned into a vampire by Damon Salvatore, long story...
When ladybug stabbed me i put a tracker in her butt hole lol. So i followed the tracker to her apartment.
I was walking up her building stairs, i finally got to her door and knocked on it. She opened. "i'm still alive you musty insect" i said. She screamed and tried to shut the door but i'm so powerful i tore it down in seconds.
She said "what do you want, money, candy, a life? You know what i wan- wait did you just say a life? "yes" she said. Whatever, you know what i want!
I WANT CAT NOIR
she agreed to take me to him.
