Fight fire with fire

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LAST EPISODE:

"ay Cap'n Hot"

The crew in the cell with me that have been trying to make it out alive, but just a few more things i got from this, the crew knowenn theres Dread Pirate Martin i did not heard of him before but me a good pirate for what i see. and then theres the most knowed gay couple Mr Gil Vasco the small, yes the same reason as Black rod but in bad way, and Rigueira Blackhat, they known for being gay and illigal pirates that love each other so much. 

Their story starts with they getting ou of jail, because Rigueira Blackhat and Mr Vasco kiss each other. They wouldn't do it but Vasco's son would not be his if he was jail. they got out and got married and Mr.Rigueira since then started to pretend to be s woman but he enjoy it so this is his style now. they did fights togheter they very happy couplee, and they were iligal in brazil when Rod the big found them. Vasco sang it like this in the boat:

 "You say you know me, you find me, you see me, you speak with me, you get me, your son and you tell me, I say, I say, I say. I do it all for you" 

Mr Vasco He is little, very fat, balding but with blond hair, egg shaped head with a hairy chin. He is arrogant and ignorant, very dumb and needy. He always wants people doing everything for him. Rigueira Blackhat is a asian man that is corean and white adn thin u dont see him if he no eats, he dresses as a woman, like dresses umbrellas and bras, he even puts on make up. He cired a lot when you call him a "faggot"

The captain girl in this crew is a mistery to outsiders until i saw that tatto on her wrist of a ppirate code in paradiian. shes very beatiful with the beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes is the female mate perfetc fot any man, but she resisted my vampiredness. how could she? and i tried to open the door but i lost streng my fingers. Then my Mr Dan Abel a officer called me, but said we under attack dead. Im really sorry about it buti cant die. 

"your worts pirate"

"but you know"

Then a whole opens on the wall and i a woman wants to make a pirade sacretd goth deal, then tje girl who looks very girly asked

"i want tp make a deal"

"then a whole opens on me"

"i get you a kiss of the captain"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" the inmates secream

"I'm Ms Tara Smith, Sexy Megan The Pirate, rigths hand. save her from pirates and we got deal"

"thats the most goth deal we could make"

but she was really mean, she was a pteridon nagan woman. when i got her the photo of Captain said 

"I dont want tp make a deal "

not because she was ugly no, she was very hot and sexy, but becayse she is the daugther of roiality and i dont want to proteck a princess i have my ways of a pirate

"but we got deal" 

so we went through the whole thing. i don't remember what you were talking about about tp making a deal with the prisoners, but i can remember how mad i was. we all run away from the hole. We got to the ship and...