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Mary L: hello love's and welcome to question and answer were we fine out how everything happened to our lovely couple so joining me today we have bill,alcor,stan,Ford,and a little bitch name Mabel so let's get started.

Now this question is for alcor everyone wants to know how old are you.

Alcor: wow ok so I was born in 1197 so I think I am 4,590 years old so yeah I am really old maybe older then bill.

Bill: hold up baby because if I remember right I am older then you because you died in your first life so now this is your second life so yeah I am older then you pine tree.

Alcor: wait I am confused right now I thought we are doing question and answer and I have a question for bill.

Bill: well what is it pine tree.

Alcor: how come you keep breaking the fucking fourth wall for.

Bill: oh that well I thought  it would have been funny because Mary L here is something else so why not break the fourth wall.

Mary L: ok there we have it as why bill is breaking the fourth wall and he might do it again.

Bill: damn right I would because I just thank Lucifer that Mary L here didn't do an ask or dare story.

*everyone looks at bill all confused*

Alcor: Bill she did but um she deleted it because there wasn't any dares or questions or anything like that.

Bill: oh my bad.

Mary L: ok next question is for stan and it ask "Stan do you see alcor as a son or grandson."

Stan: well I do see alcor as a grandson but when he left with Dominic and bj something broke inside of me it's like losing my son again.

Mary L: sorry about that stan next question is for Ford and it ask "Ford why did you kill yours and bills unborn child."

Ford: well because I never loved bill I was just using him to get some power from him and the idiot for it.

*Alcor got up and walked up to Ford and punched him in the face*

Alcor: talk bad about me never to my husband and my children because if you do I rip out your throat and feed it to the hellhounds got it good.

*alcor walks back to his seat and everyone stayed quite*

Mary L: well let's get to the next question before Alcor start killing the two members of the cipher wheel ok so the next one goes to the slut it says "Mabel why are you so angry at your twin brother for and why are you such a little bitch for."

Mabel: why I am angry at dipper for is because he stole bill away from me and got himself knocked up by said dream demon bill was supposed to be mine but then dipper came along and stole bill away from me.

Alcor: bitch please at least I can keep a man unlike you who spread her lags opened for anything that moves so try me hoe because I will kill a slut and she is in this room right now and news flash you are never going to have bill it will be a really cold day in hell before you get him so bitch who is the biggest shit there is not me but you because i hope you choke on cow poop.

Bill: I think it's time for a little break right because alcor will put cow poop in the bitches mouth.

Mary L: ok so welcome back and before we leave has anyone seen alcor and bill.

*everyone looking around the security running around trying to fine them*

Security guard number 1: um we found them but they are doing something right now.

*everyone is blushing like crazy*

Mary L: ok just leave them alone and i have a feeling alcor might have another baby running around.

So as bill always say remember reality is an illusions the universe is a hologram buy gold bye.

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