*Michael is in his office taking care of work on his computer
*Dwight wants to enter Michaels office
*Dwight goes up to the door in Michaels office, raises his hand, and...
Dwight: *Knock, knock, knock "Michael!"
Silence....
Dwight: *Knock, knock, knock "Michael!"
Silence...
Dwight: *Knock, knock, knock "Michael!"
*3 Total times
Michael: *Opens the door "Yea, Dwight?"
Dwight: "MICHAEL WE GOTTA! MICHAEL ITS CUZ! MICHAEL WE GOTTA! MICHAEL ITS CUZ!
Michael: *Looks perplexed and disgusted at Dwight K Schrute. A sudden stream of memories starts going through his head, all moments that Michael G Scott had to endure because of Dwight K Schrute's stupidity, and these memories lead Michael G Scott on to an epiphany. Michael looks down from the floor and on to the face of Dwight K Schrute, looks him in the eye, and says "Dwight! You're RETARDED! I should've FIRED YOU a long time ago! No, you know what, DWIGHT?! I'm DE-PROMOTING YOU to assistant to the regional manager now!"
Dwight: *Looks shocked. "Michael, how could you!? Michael, its cuz!? Michael, how could you!? Michael, its cuz!?
Michael: "Alright Dwight! You know what! Just get out! JUST GET OUT!"
*Pushes Dwight out the door and closes it.
Michael: "Gah, man! That guy's autistic or something, man! Gah! That was horrible. I definitely should've fired him a long time ago! Gah, man! You need to listen to your intuition sometimes, man! Gah! Whatever, anyways, time to unwind.
*Looks at camera man
Michael; "Hey! Get that camera out of here!"
The end.
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Michael G Scott wants to KILL Dwight K Schrute!
HumorThis short little story is a quick and easy read about a funny "The Office" situation where Dwight K Schrute annoys the CRAP out of Michael G Scott! Lovers of whacky humor are sure to love this one! WARNING: Contains 2 words used in the context of s...
