Trigger Warning: mentioning Oliver being a p3d0😳
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Cover made by me🕺
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Elio is 17 and hates this guy OlivEr who's older but whatever. But then they fall Inlove, It's fine bc there in Italy. I think.
Elio has a foot fetish...and Oliver is a pedo....but it's fine...cause there Inlove and it's Italy.
Oliver: "Don't be so tense, I'm gonna be a doctor 😜"
Elios UNCOMFY.
There's a dance party or whateva
I GUESS IM JUST A PLAYDATE TO YOU *DU DU DU DU DU* SLOWMO!!! *DUN UN MMM OOOHHHH AAAAAHHHH DO DO DO* okay END SCENE!
Elio and Oliver have a little.... Rendezvous, they go for a little bike ride😎, make out in the grass, and then drink water from a random lady's house but it's Italy so it's fine😚. (I think this is the wrong order but it's fine bc it's Italy😏)
*by the big statue*
"Is there anything you don't know?😍"
"I know nothing Oliver😞"
Oh no poor child, OKAY SOOOOOO...
Oliver said: meet me at midnight sooooo they fuck and yk ya....and then Oliver says "CALL ME BY YOUR NAME AND ILL CALL YOU BY MINE!!!" Anyways "Oliver" "Elio" blah blah blah
NEXT DAY!!!!
*elio eating*
*oliver looking at him🥺* (okay there kinda cute ngl BUT ITS STILL WRONG😩)
ELIO GETS BLOODY NOSE!!! AAAAHHHH
RUN RUN RUN.
(Imagine this part in an Italian accent🤌)
"Hey lady! Got any ice? I'm dyin here" *speaking in Italian or French 🤷🏻♀️* "in the freezer duh" (that's defiantly what she said)
Oliver says "elio? Eeeellliiioooo??"
Elio is sitting in the corner and Oliver sits next to him and says..."is it bc of me?☹️"
Elio says no but I think he's lying. THEN!!!! Oliver start rubbing elios feet and is like. "Haha your gonna kill me if you do that😩" and Oliver is like "haha I hope not😚😏" but we all know he's lying bc it's Armie Hammer...ofc he wanted Lil Timmy dead...
Elio does something with a peach. And Oliver eats it bc mmmhhhh he was just hungry, he hadn't eaten in 3 days.
The peach was good😉 if yk yk...ANYWAYS SOOOO... "haha already moving to the plant family" Oliver says😩
Elio.....*cries*
Oliver....*oop*
More love. More kissing. For making out. Ya ya. Whatever.
Anyways, time for a trip. Let's run up a mountain and get drunk, YAY fun times.
Oliver leaves and elio is sad.
Elio...cries in car.
Oliver: gone
Elio: sad
Mom: concerned
Dad: gay?
Hotel:Trivago
ANYWAYS
Elio says..."Omg someone is calling us!" ...omg it's Oliver....he's getting married
Mom: OMG YAY!!!
Dad: OMG YAY!!! But poor Elio!
Anyways sadness... "ELio...elioelioelioelio..." "I remember everything😩😭🥴"
Bye bye Oliver...bye bye elio.
*cry by fireplace for the end credits*
THE END😩
