June 7, 20××
2:56 pm
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RAWR RAWR
Chastity:
Good morning Philippines!!
Lavauxn:
Walang good sa morning ngayon
Potek my head's aching bad
Chastity:
The power of hangover😌
Lavauxn:
Wait
WTF
@Rhiannoceros
OMG TO THE NTH POWER
Chastity:
She's probably still sleeping
Why ba?
What's with the fuss?
Lavauxn:
Holy mother of all seashells
SHE FUCKING KISSED HER CRUSH!!!
Chastity:
SHE DID WHAT?!
YOU MEAN LYNDA'S GUY?!
WHEN? WHERE? HOW? WHY?!
Paris:
Yeah
The Storm Azielon
Chastity:
Bat di ko nakita?! (╥_╥)
Pero pano nangyari?
Di ba he has a gf na?
Lavauxn:
Paano mo makikita eh you were so busy with your flavor of the night
I also don't know pano nangyari, I was busy flirting with that pogi bartender when I saw her already locking lips with her crush
Chastity:
Wow naman sanaol naka-momol si crush
Dove:
Seriously?! Why didn't you stop her?! The dude is already taken.
Lavauxn:
I swear pinigilan ko talaga siya. Natulala lang ako ng ilang seconds pero I immediately went to that area to pull her
I tried naman at first but you guys know what?! Binalibag lang naman ako ni Ms. Blondie!!
And not just that... ALAM NIYO KUNG WHERE AKO NATAPON?! ON A FUCKING GUY'S LAP!
Imagine the embarrassment I felt when my boobs landed on his face!
AND WHEN I TRIED TO GET AWAY... I ACCIDENTALLY SLIPPED AND MY POOR PRECIOUS HAND LANDED ON HIS EGGPLANT.
Chastity:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DAKS BA?!
Lavauxn:
Uber ludi
Busog lusog ang sarap
I mean ano ba?! Hindi ko dinama no! Di ko rin sinukat duhh like that's so nakakahiya
Chastity:
Asus
Pa-virgin
Lavauxn:
