liam x base x zomb

the story

liams pov
I woke up early this morning by the ray of sunshine the covered my left eye, making me squint. I lay under my favorite tree I nicked him base for always being the base in my life he's always been there for me I sometimes call him kitten but only when i'm feeling some type a way because sometimes trees do that to me. i see a tall figure run out of the corner of my eye what? i ask myself who could that be it's only me the singing fish and weird ass bears here. it runs again i turn my head to see a male he has dark brown hair and green eyes and it's wearing a really ugly suit "hey shawty" i say he turns and jumps "who the fuck are you" he says "i speak for the trees this is my home... why are you here?" he walks forward taking my hand and shaking it "oh congrats i guess" he says letting go and walking back into his bubble of personal space "but who r u?" i asked getting down on knees cus my arms are too short and stubby to itch my pinky toe. i look up hes confused "why the fuck are you on your knees?" he asks "bitch answer my question" "damn shawty fine i just want some trees they will be good for my business the thneed" "AYO? huh you and cutting down my trees shawty ur gonna have to fight me first" i say rolling up my fake sleeves "ur literally 2 foot 1" he says walking off i grunt walking into the other direction i hear singing from some fish "somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me i ain't the sharpest tool in the sheaAAaaD" i grunt "will you shut the fuck up i don't wanna hear it! for the 100000009 time nobody fucking likes it when u sing smash mouth" they stare at me and jump into the water i flip them off with my non existent middle finger because i only have two. i head back home to my house and open the door walking up to the fridge where i take out a blue fortnite water and some green pasta i walk into my office and sit down in my pink uwu gaming chair my feet dangle i pull myself in and open up minecraft selecting the hypixel server and heading into a bedwars game i sit in the lobby waiting for the countdown i get paired with some random ass people that i done care to know i bridge over to the diamond island and i see a tree "BASE" i said knowing the random guy wanted to cut down trees... i throw off my uwu cat ear headset and throw my front door open running as fast as my stubby ass mf short ass legs could take me i run at least a mile until i see the most horrific sight one lorax could ever see

zombs pov
"fuck that old wrinkly orange ass trump look alike bitch" i walk back to my house and throw the door open sitting down on my kitchen table contemplating what i should do next i turn my head to see an axe i stare for a couple of seconds and smile i grab the axe and start running making sure i don't chop my fucking limb off i see it the tree we were fighting infront of it has a face carved into it one with curly hair and it's smiling i laugh "bye bitch" i walk up to the tree to inspect it more it has a heart with the letters L x B in the center " rawr XD" i say knowing i'll be doing damage i hit the tree with my axe making it shake birds flying out of it i hit it again already at the center because my muscles are so ducking big i hit it again and the tree falls but before i could laugh of satisfaction i hear a voice scream from behind me

liam's pov
"BASE" i scream knowing my lifeline is gone "WHAT THR FUCK DID U DO WHY DID U DO THAT" i scream he laughs almost. a chuckle "cus u were being a bitch" he says walking up lifting his foot trying to curb stomp me i kiss it... his foot making him stop in confusion... "please no i say i only got mad because well... i think ur cute" i say him stepping back "i think ur fucking poggers aswell" he picks me up so my stubby body touches his "what's ur name i ask "zomb he says what's urs?" "liam" he kisses me we have fun 😫