Lolo: Y/N WHERE IN GOD'S HOLY GREEN EARTH ARE YOU?
Yolo:I'm atttt teh gayyyyyyy barrrrrrr gettnkg flung as drunkkkkk as a hunkkkkk
Lolo:Oh God. You're drunk aren't you?
Yolo:Wanna suck me nipsles? There's hrda fur uuuuu
LoloMaybe later babe. I'm coming to get u.
Lolo:GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DAMN TRASH CAN!
Yolo: But that's where I liev
Lolo: Jfc just get in the damn car.
Yolo:Noooooo I I jnot wanna go wthi yuo.
Lolo:Well, you're gonna! Omg for Shrek's sake get in the fucking car now!
Yolo::Why Bubs?
Lolo:Bc if u don't, I'll spank u.
Yolo:😏 od ti. Doe ti rela oogd.
Lolo:🤦♀️ I have created a monster.
Yolo:WAAAAAAAAH YOU CALLED EM ME AA MONTERS
Lolo:GET IN THE CAR BEFORE I DRIVE WITH YOU ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!
Yolo:Fnie.
Lauren's POV
I sigh as my drunk ass girlfriend stumbled into the car. She started crying like so loud. Omg! "Babe, what's wrong?" I ask softly. "WE RAN OUT OF MCDONALD'S!" She screams while sobbing. I chuckle then turned into laughter. "WHY TF YOU LAUGHING BOZO? I'M DEADASS SERIOUS!" She sobs more. "Bozo? Oh lord, how much did you drink baby?" I ask gently. "Boutttt... Five beers, 2 cups of vodka...and 2 glasses of wine. " She slurred. "Babe! That's a lot of alcohol. We do have a McDonald's but you're gonna sober up first. " I say firmly. She cries more. "Why don't you love meeeee anymoreeee?" She whines. I sigh while driving as I say, "Babe, I love you and your drunk ass. But you need to sober the fuck up. I mean lord have mercy on you, y/n." I finish and she frowns. Nooo, don't frown. "Mwe sowwy Lolo. I be good girl. " My baby says before falling asleep. The next day, I laid some pills and water down when she wakes up. An hour later I hear her groaning while taking her medicine. "G'morning babe!" I say and she moaned loud. I kind of liked it. "Don't yell. Geezer I'm up, I'm up. " she says. "I love you, my lil hungover nugget." I say. She rolls her eyes at me. "I love you too, you dork." She says. "But I'm your dork." I giggle. "Always will be." She says while smiling. We then cuddled.
A/n 384 words total not including these. Love you babes. :)
