I was strolling through my backyard when I came across a pile of dog poop. It was different, not like other poops. It glowed, it was radiant and smelled really good. So, I kissed it and it turned into my dream boy. Zhungcoock. "Oppar! What are you doing here?" I said cutely. "Hi y/n you look like my last trip to the potty 🥺." He explained in fet. "Thank." I screamed. "You are wel". He sobbed. My head was underwater. It was under his tears.
