Pick up lines

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Gold: *knocking on door* silver

Gold: silver

Gold: silver

Silver: *opens door* wot

Gold:

Gold: Is that windex you're wearing? Because I can sea myself in your pants.

Silver: Wha-

Gold: My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it just keeps going and going.

Silver: wtf *closes door*

Gold: *from outside door* You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me!

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