Gold: *knocking on door* silver
Gold: silver
Gold: silver
Silver: *opens door* wot
Gold:
Gold: Is that windex you're wearing? Because I can sea myself in your pants.
Silver: Wha-
Gold: My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it just keeps going and going.
Silver: wtf *closes door*
Gold: *from outside door* You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me!